Eminem's "Relapse" has surfaced! The album, which is to be released in a couple of weeks, was leaked online yesterday and has been getting a batch of mixed reviews already from celebrities and fans alike.
Well you don't have to be Eminem's biggest fan to know that he has an uncontrollable mouth when it comes to parodying and dissing (jokingly?) other celebrities, one of them being lady glitter herself, Mariah Carey.
Why? Em said they had a relationship and Mariah denied it.
Back in 2006, Eminem said on his Sirius Shade 45 channel:
Yes, me and Mariah did have a relationship for about a good six, seven months. (But) it didn’t work. I wasn’t really into what she was into; our personalities collided. She’s a diva, and I’m a little more regular, I guess.
He also blasted Madame Butterfly in his song "Superman" off of his album "The Eminem Show."
Why am I telling you old stuff?
On the "Relapse" there's a track called "Bagpipes from Baghdad" and Slim not only disses M.C. but her....husband, Nick Cannon saying:
I mean I really want you bad you c**t, Nick you had your fun, I've come to kick you in your sack of junk.
Mr. Carey didn't take to kindly to that at all. The...*what is he exactly? actor? rapper? producer? DJ?* former Wild N' Out star posted on his blog calling Eminem mediocre, bitter, and a "Peroxide drenched homophobic has-been." Nick does acknowledge that can NEVER beat Eminem in a rap battle, but even in that same phrase tries to diss the diamond selling MC.
I analyzed the situation from a logical perspective. Am I going to battle Eminem and try to out rap him? No, that would be stupid. The dude is nice on the mic. Even though nowadays he lacks substance, rapping about when he used to be hot. Like when Al Bundy gloats about his High school football prime.
It's no secret that Nick Cannon is....whipped, by Mariah. If the super gigantic *and tacky* tattoo across his back of her name isn't proof enough, Nick says the reason he's not going to remain silent on the matter is because he disrespected a Black woman. Cannon goes off into a frenzy mid-blog about allowing a white man to "spew vulgar obscenities at our beautiful queens."
I realized, that this so-called man has just disrespected and slanderized one of the world’s most significantly influential artists, one of the most notable BLACK females of our time, the incredibly cherished, globally loved and world-embraced woman of color, Mariah Carey!
Some people may not realize or tend to forget that my wife is a Black woman. And she has had enough difficulty in her life dealing with racial and ethnicity issues. Believe it or not, Mariah is the same racial mixture as our beloved president Barack Obama. [Black Father + White Mother= BLACK]
Maybe I’m going too far, but I thought we got passed the days where white men could spew vulgar obscenities at our beautiful queens and get away with it. What’s next? Are we going to let this trash say something horrible about our lovely first lady, Mrs. Michelle Obama? Or would Marshall have talked sideways out of his neck like this about Oprah Winfrey? This act of racist bigotry cannot go unnoticed. Calling my wife a “cunt” and a “whore” is way worse than anything Don Imus could have ever said. So trust, repercussions will be served.
Let’s not forget about Eminem’s amateur mixtape rants of calling African Americans Nigger and how he hates “Black Bitches”. How did we let him get away with that in the first place?! He is a natural born racist in disguise. Someone tell this coward that he finally barked up the wrong tree. For his entire career he strategically only tried to beef with people he could bully. I mean, what real man picks fights with women? Real MC’s battle other real MC’s. Ask Nas, ask Jay Z, you didn’t see them starting beefs with women! That is truly some punk shit!
I do believe Eminem said "Nigga" not "Nigger," Nick
Cannon ruined all the fun of enjoying an Eminem diss by making this a Black/White thing. Do you really think Eminem hates Black women? I mean really. Yes, I do remember the whole fiasco over that mixtape joint, but I don't think Eminem was referring to all Black women, just one in particular that probably really was a b***h to him... And as far as Oprah is concerned, she's not my favorite person in the world either, and plenty of other have dissed her so what exactly makes Eminem different if he did go after Ms. Winfrey? The simple fact that he's White?
I would like to point out that Eminem is from Detroit -sidebar: Ok he's from Warren but if you always hang out/work/date/chill somewhere you are from there, he probably knows Detroit streets better than most people- not saying that it is impossible for him to be racist, but look at his camp and affiliates: Dr. Dre, 50 Cent, D12, Proof...yeah Eminem is definitely racist *sarcasm*
I understand Nick being upset because he disses his wife, but this has been going on for how long? Even Mariah gave up after her diss song "Clown" way back to when Charmbracelet came out. Nick Cannon makes a valid point in the Eminem and Al Bundy reference; I did find bringing up an 8 year old beef kind of irrelevant. However, you must admit that Cannon's fear to battle Em is quite hilarious. No matter how irritating, annoying, crude, or vulgar Marshall Mathers may be, he is, in my mind, one of the best lyricists ever.
Want to read Nick's original post? Check out my friend Alona's blog.
Peep the photo Cannon posted on his blog:
The perfect way to end this post??? With Nick Cannon's final words to Eminem:
I’m taking full action on you Eminem. I don’t know why no one has stood up to your bitch ass yet. But I guess it’s going to take a corny, wack rapping, boy toy from Nickelodeon to set you straight. And trust, I am going to be relentless. Even though I got a lot of other obligations and occupations, you are my new full time job “homey”! As a matter of fact I think you going to bring my wack rhymes out of retirement! That’s right haters; you can thank Eminem because I’m going to start rapping again! LOL Just for him! And don’t forget about the jokes! We coming at you hard body!! Non-stop on your Manic-depressive-Insecure-Maclovin-Nazi- Liza Minelli haircut havin-lookin ass!! [Pause] That’s what I do all day Bitch!
So Miss Marshall, I’m going to make you wish you never spoke my name and regret the ungodly things you said about my wife. This is going to be fun! It’s however you want it! Just remember, you did this to yourself! Your legacy has now been tainted from this day forth! You will now be known as the rapper who lost to Corny-ass Nick Cannon!!!
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